Son Of A Bitch! It’s Cold!
The local outside temperature, which had been in the high ’60s/low ’70s this weekend, has precipitously dropped into the ’20s and teens as the week has progressed. As of lunchtime today, it’s 27 degrees outside, with a wind chill factor of “fuck me.” (Seriously, that’s what the chart says.)
I hate the cold. Some people complain about the heat, but I’d much rather be too hot than too cold. Hot stays on the surface, but cold cuts through to the marrow.
At times like this, I am reminded of a quip by The Daily Show‘s Stephen Colbert: “Oh, for a witch’s tit with which to warm myself.”
Ah well, at least it may kill the bees. Though I’m afraid that nothing may kill the bees.