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He’s Not Square, He’s My Cube

March 7th, 2008

As I’ve mentioned before, one of my favorite Dungeons & Dragons monsters is the Gelatinous Cube, a scavenging ooze honed by evolution to fit precisely into D & D‘s ubiquitous 10’x10′ corridors. So, when I heard that the most recent set of D & D miniatures included one, I was excited. But what pushed it completely over the top was the realization that the base of the figure was removable so that you can put other figures inside it.

Without further ado, here it is. I present to you…the Gelatinous Cube.

The Gelatinous Cube snares 18 cents in treasure and an angry Orc.

Now, here’s the Gelatinous Cube eating a Lego minifig.

And here’s the Gelatinous Cube eating a Monopoly property. Do not pass Go, indeed.

Here’s the Gelatinous Cube killing Dr. Lucky.

And for his final trick, here’s the Gelatinous Cube absorbing a Vegas casino die.

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