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More Inappropriate Bulk Mail

April 27th, 2005

I love receiving wildly inappropriate junk mail, so I got a kick out of this one, which arrived yesterday.

Inside, the piece read, “Our Birthday Gift to You. Because you are a valued Victoria’s Secret customer, we invite you to celebrate your birthday with this special gift.” Enclosed was a card worth $10 off any purchase in May.

There are two problems with this. (Three, if you count the fact that I’m neither a woman nor a crossdresser.)

1) I’ve made all of one purchase from Victoria’s Secret in the past decade. (And it was for my wife, so shut up.) I’m hardly a valued customer.

2) My birthday is in July.

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