You know, I have absolutely no problem believing in giant robots from outer space that transform into sports cars and boom boxes.

Know what I don’t believe?

That this…

…is a high school student.

And that she would be dating this guy.

No, really, this guy.

Besides, he’s got other ideas.

Dave Weird ewwwww, highly unlikely, Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf, Transformers