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31 Monsters Between The Screams #3

October 3rd, 2014 No comments

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Michael Myers enjoys a Dr. Pepper, courtesy of Nick Castle.

The Not-So-Great Pumpkin

October 29th, 2008 No comments

Halloween for me is like Christmas for a lot of other people, in that I have an idealized version of the holiday and usually wind up finding that it doesn’t live up to my hopes. I’ve always wanted to be the cool house where all the kids come for trick-or-treat, but that’s not going to happen in our current neighborhood. As there are no street lights, the few kids we have in the immediate area typically go elsewhere. In our old neighborhood we were getting upwards of 90 trick-or-treaters on a good Halloween, but here we’re lucky to get 25.

Still, I want to make at least a token effort. I made me a new iPod playlist that I’ve been running here in the office all week, and I put out some of my yard decorations.

I only put out a handful of my old foam tombstones, as the tree in our front yard is so full that it would be hard to see more than a few. I used a couple of my favorites, as well as the “Beelzebub for President” one that only comes out in an election year. However, I did spiff up the display a little with a couple of nifty 3D grave markers that Target offered this year.

Amusingly, as I was setting up the skeleton in the front porch rocker, a pair of door-to-door religious types came up to witness at me. I politely said, “Sorry, not for me,” and fortunately they took the hint. What I really wanted to say was, “Did you miss the Beelzebub for President tombstone? ‘Cause I’m thinking that I’m not the target audience.”

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but only a giant spider can pick your friend’s nose.

Aaaaaahhhrrrr!

October 31st, 2007 No comments

Here I am in my passing-out-candy costume for Halloween. If I look a bit spiffier than usual, it’s because one of my coworkers is a costumer for the local community theatre…er, community.

We only got about twenty kids this year, but I treated each and every one to my dreadful pirate impression: “Aaaahhrr! Who do ye be, matey?!?”

Here I be Captain Morgan.


Happy Halloween!

October 30th, 2007 No comments

Have a drink on me!

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