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C’mon, Not Even A *Little* Bondage?

March 18th, 2010 No comments

Tina Fey got glammed up* for an Esquire photo shoot, and had this to say:

“The idea of the photo shoot is something like my wild night out. The irony being that I don’t do that. I got an e-mail [from Esquire] with a list of the potential setups, and my e-mail back was like, Well, I need to decline being handcuffed to a bed. I won’t straddle anyone. I won’t make out with a cop. There are certain things, I totally get them as a premise. And they’re all good fun, and if I were a young single model, they would be appropriate, but, you know, I’m a mom. And my kid’s going to find this someday. I don’t want to be handcuffed to a bed in Esquire. What are you nuts? I’m not going to make out with a cop that I’m handcuffed to. I got to get my kid into kindergarten. I guess that’s more of a Montessori way of learning, when they handcuff you to things.”

And THIS, in a nutshell, is my objection to people having babies. As my friend Dave put it:

Parenthood. It makes funny people less funny.

Also less likely to be photographed handcuffed to a bed.

*Really, Tina, after fifty or so sexed-up magazine photo spreads it’s okay to just go ahead and admit that you’re hot.

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