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The Only Newspaper You’ll Ever Need

July 19th, 2010 No comments

As a service to you, here is a free copy of my newest publication, The Tomorrow Times. It’s the newspaper that doesn’t require a subscription!

Just click on the graphic, print out the .pdf and read it every morning. You’ll be entirely up to date!

It is possible that I am too cynical.

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Number Of Days It Took Boomer To Climb Into The Christmas Tree

December 14th, 2009 No comments

Ten.

It was cute the first time.

Now she won’t stop.

Christmas is still eleven days away.

Here endeth the tale.

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