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Excuse Me, But Can You Direct Me To The Orange Bomb Squad Troopers?

July 21st, 2009 No comments

Pulling up the latest list of search terms that brought people to this site, I find that Tina Fey has regained her well-deserved position at the top of the heap with 16 hits. I’m sure that’s almost as much an honor for her as was receiving all those Emmy nominations.

However, I cannot account for the equal number of hits on the phrase “star wars the clone wars clone bomb squad trooper toy.” Or the 12 additional hits on “star wars the clone wars bomb squad trooper toy.” (No, they’re not the same: he realized that the second “clone” was unnecessary. However, the second “wars” remained untouched.)

Then there were the four hits for “star wars the clone wars bomb squad trooper toy not lego,” followed by four hits for “star wars the clone wars orange bomb squad troopers.” Undaunted by persistent failure, our intrepid explorer made three attempts to find “star wars the clone wars orange bomb squad troopers toy,” then–in a cunning reversal of his previous strategy–thrice searched for “star wars the clone wars orange bomb squadron clones.” And finally, he made a hail Mary pass and pared it down to “star wars the clone wars bomb squad trooper.” Three more times. Just in case the first two got wedged into one of those Internet tube-things.

It all makes me pine for the day when all that I had to worry about were the folks searching for “neil patrick harris penis.”